Para el perro con un talento muy concreto

CERTIFIED BUTT INSPECTOR

21,90€EUR

The statement dog hoodie · Black

Cada paseo es una nueva investigación. Por fin, una sudadera que convierte su pasatiempo favorito en profesión. Letras crema, pequeña lupa y cero vergüenza.

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  • Big, easy-to-read print
  • Hooded everyday style
  • Small to large sizes
Pre-orders open

Expected shipping starts October 18, 2026.

Until expected shipping—d —h —m
Full payment today. This is an estimated shipping date, not an arrival date. We’ll email you if production changes the schedule.

Hoodie 1

Combina tallas y diseños. El descuento se aplica automáticamente en el carrito.

Secure checkout14-day returns after delivery

Expected shipping from October 18, 2026.

Your country sets the checkout currency. Available destinations and delivery rates are confirmed at checkout.

Can I cancel my pre-order?

Yes. Cancel at any time before dispatch by emailing us with your order number. We refund your original payment method. Once dispatched, our return policy applies.

Contact us to cancel or update your order
What’s included?

Una sudadera negra para perro por unidad elegida, con el texto CERTIFIED BUTT INSPECTOR, un divertido dibujo de perro con lupa y capucha suave. No incluye los demás accesorios de las fotos.

Shipping & tracking

This is a pre-order. Expected shipping begins October 18, 2026, subject to production. Estimated delivery is 8–12 business days after dispatch, depending on destination. Rates and supported destinations are shown at checkout. Tracking is emailed when your order ships.

Shipping policy
Returns & size help

14-day returns after delivery under our return policy. Return postage is paid by the customer except for defects or our errors. Need a hand with sizing? Send us the chest and back measurements.

Return policy
DE SERVICIOSIEMPRE TRAS LA PISTAXS–9XL

Fichando en el parque

Su afición ya tiene uniforme.

Investiga cada presentación y nunca se toma un día libre. Viste a tu pequeño inspector para su próxima patrulla por el barrio.

Dos perros. Dos personalidades.

Elige su frase. Combina diseños para tu dúo.

Good style starts with a good fit

Measure once. Spoil correctly.

Start with the chest measurement, then check the back length. XS to 9XL covers different body shapes; a breed name alone isn’t a size.

  1. Chest. Measure all the way around the widest point, just behind the front legs.
  2. Back. Measure from the base of the neck to the base of the tail while standing.
  3. A little room. These are garment dimensions. Allow room around the chest and check the back length. If between sizes, choose the size that gives enough chest room.
Hoodie dimensions
SizeChestBack
XS25 cm15 cm
S30 cm18 cm
M35 cm23 cm
L42 cm28 cm
XL47 cm33 cm
2XL52 cm38 cm
3XL59 cm40 cm
4XL64 cm50 cm
5XL69 cm55 cm
6XL74 cm60 cm
7XL79 cm65 cm
8XL83 cm70 cm
9XL87 cm75 cm

Dimensions of the garment, not the dog. Inches are converted from the supplier’s centimetre measurements.

Use the measurements rather than weight alone. Wear only if your dog is comfortable; remove if it becomes too warm.

Before you spoil them

A few useful answers.

What does the slogan mean?

«Certified butt inspector» significa «Inspector de traseros certificado». Una broma sobre cómo se olfatean los perros al conocerse, no una certificación real. El estampado permanece en inglés.

Is this a pre-order?

Yes. Full payment is collected at checkout. Shipping is expected to start October 18, 2026, subject to production. Delivery happens afterwards. If the schedule changes, we’ll email you.

¿Puedo combinar tallas y diseños?

Sí. La primera sudadera es la de esta ficha. Después elige el diseño y la talla de cada sudadera adicional. Dos sudaderas: −10 %. Tres: −15 %. El mejor descuento aplicable se añade automáticamente al carrito.

What if I change my mind?

Cancel any time before dispatch by emailing us with your order number for a refund to your original payment method. After dispatch, the return policy applies.

Can I buy it for a cat?

The sizing and cut here are for dogs. We haven’t validated this hoodie’s fit for cats, so we recommend choosing it for your dog only.

Un investigador muy serio. Una sudadera muy poco seria.

Dale un uniforme a su talento.

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