Spotted: living their best life
The same bold print that makes you smile in the video.
For professionally spoiled dogs
UNEMPLOYED & SPOILED
21,90€EUR
The statement dog hoodie · Black
No job. No bills. All the treats. Finally, a hoodie that puts their whole lifestyle into words.
Tax included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
- Big, easy-to-read print
- Hooded everyday style
- Small to large sizes
Pre-orders open
Expected shipping starts October 18, 2026.
Until expected shipping—d —h —m
Full payment today. This is an estimated shipping date, not an arrival date. We’ll email you if production changes the schedule.Secure checkout14-day returns after delivery
Expected shipping from October 18, 2026.
Your country sets the checkout currency. Available destinations and delivery rates are confirmed at checkout.
Can I cancel my pre-order?
Yes. Cancel at any time before dispatch by emailing us with your order number. We refund your original payment method. Once dispatched, our return policy applies.
Contact us to cancel or update your orderWhat’s included?
One black dog hoodie per selected quantity, with the UNEMPLOYED & SPOILED print, crowned paw and soft hood. Other props shown are not included.
Shipping & tracking
This is a pre-order. Expected shipping begins October 18, 2026, subject to production. Estimated delivery is 8–12 business days after dispatch, depending on destination. Rates and supported destinations are shown at checkout. Tracking is emailed when your order ships.
Shipping policyReturns & size help
14-day returns after delivery under our return policy. Return postage is paid by the customer except for defects or our errors. Need a hand with sizing? Send us the chest and back measurements.
Return policyNO JOBALL THE TREATSZERO REGRETS
Their résumé, on a hoodie
Your dog’s lifestyle. In two words.
Morning walk. Afternoon nap. Dinner served. Sounds like a pretty good career to us. Give your favorite freeloader the outfit to match.
Good style starts with a good fit
Measure once. Spoil correctly.
Start with the chest measurement, then check the back length. XS to 9XL covers different body shapes; a breed name alone isn’t a size.
- Chest. Measure all the way around the widest point, just behind the front legs.
- Back. Measure from the base of the neck to the base of the tail while standing.
- A little room. These are garment dimensions. Allow room around the chest and check the back length. If between sizes, choose the size that gives enough chest room.
| Size | Chest | Back |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25 cm | 15 cm |
| S | 30 cm | 18 cm |
| M | 35 cm | 23 cm |
| L | 42 cm | 28 cm |
| XL | 47 cm | 33 cm |
| 2XL | 52 cm | 38 cm |
| 3XL | 59 cm | 40 cm |
| 4XL | 64 cm | 50 cm |
| 5XL | 69 cm | 55 cm |
| 6XL | 74 cm | 60 cm |
| 7XL | 79 cm | 65 cm |
| 8XL | 83 cm | 70 cm |
| 9XL | 87 cm | 75 cm |
Garment measurements. Inches are converted from centimeters.
Use the measurements rather than weight alone. Wear only if your dog is comfortable; remove if it becomes too warm.
Same hoodie. Different egos.
Little dog. Big dog. Very spoiled dog.
THE SOFA IS ALREADY THEIRS
Pays no rent. Still runs the house.
They have the best seat, the full treat budget, and zero responsibilities. Give them a hoodie that says it all.
Spoil my dog
BETTER TOGETHER
Same attitude. Different sizes.
Tiny boss or gentle giant? Pick a size for each dog and save 10% on two hoodies. Matching is optional. Being spoiled isn’t.
Build their duoBefore you spoil them
A few useful answers.
What does the slogan mean?
“Unemployed & spoiled” means no job and very pampered. A loving joke about the dog who gets treats, naps and walks while you pay the bills. The print stays in English in every country.
Is this a pre-order?
Yes. Full payment is collected at checkout. Shipping is expected to start October 18, 2026, subject to production. Delivery happens afterwards. If the schedule changes, we’ll email you.
Can I choose different sizes in a pack?
Yes. Pick a size for each hoodie. Buy two for 10% off or three for 15% off. The best eligible pack discount applies automatically to these hoodies in your cart.
What if I change my mind?
Cancel any time before dispatch by emailing us with your order number for a refund to your original payment method. After dispatch, the return policy applies.
Can I buy it for a cat?
The sizing and cut here are for dogs. We haven’t validated this hoodie’s fit for cats, so we recommend choosing it for your dog only.
They don’t pay rent. They can still dress well.
The outfit their lifestyle deserves.
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